Adventures in Quarantine: DAY EIGHT… in which I lapse into a fever dream that the pandemic is actually a ridiculous action disaster movie

What day is it? Thursday? Day EIGHT?! I’ve been under house arrest for eight whole days – held captive by germs. We’ve survived the first wave. Congratulations everyone. We’ve made … Continue reading Adventures in Quarantine: DAY EIGHT… in which I lapse into a fever dream that the pandemic is actually a ridiculous action disaster movie

Adventures in Quarantine*

We were, to be honest, already past the “Ho ho, it’s the perfect time to book a cheap cruise” phase of the pandemic. Alternative lyrics to My Sharona by The Knack had been posited and forgotten, mutterings of “corona” after someone sneezed or coughed were no longer said in jest… It was clear that unlike SARS or BIRD FLU this was the real deal. Third time’s the (c)harm…

DO NOT READ THIS BLOG OR A SMALL MAN WILL CLIMB OUT OF A WELL AND OUT OF YOUR TELEVISION AND THEN OUT OF YOUR HOUSE AND INTO ANOTHER WELL AND THEN OUT OF THAT WELL AND THEN THE WHOLE TEDIOUS PROCESS WILL REPEAT… FOREVER.

There are are too many “things” being produced these days. We all know this. There’s just no time to take them all in. So this update is only 12 bullet … Continue reading DO NOT READ THIS BLOG OR A SMALL MAN WILL CLIMB OUT OF A WELL AND OUT OF YOUR TELEVISION AND THEN OUT OF YOUR HOUSE AND INTO ANOTHER WELL AND THEN OUT OF THAT WELL AND THEN THE WHOLE TEDIOUS PROCESS WILL REPEAT… FOREVER.

The Hatchery Anthology

My very short story, Orange Spray Paint,  has been accepted for an Anthology by members of my writing group, The Hatchery. You can download a copy onto your kindle, or other … Continue reading The Hatchery Anthology

Masterclass dismissed!

Unbelievably, I’ve gotten through the five-week short story Masterclass already. It’s been very difficult trying to juggle the homework with everything else that’s been going on but I’ve tried to … Continue reading Masterclass dismissed!