This is the title of a very silly story of mine which has just recently been published in the delightfully titled online magazine, Alice Says Go Fuck Yourself. The story is about… well, you can guess. It’s on page 216. https://agape-editions.com/alice-says-go-fuck-yourself/ But to save you the bother of clicking links, there are screenshots below.

I’ve done no submissions this year, so the fact I’ve had two stories published in 2023 is just down to all the work I did in 2022 when I seemed to be making much more of an effort.

In fact, I didn’t even mention the first publication on here! It was in Home – Lifespan Volume. 7 by Pure Slush Books. And it’s an actual physical book! So I’ll have to take a picture of me holding it up and share that shortly. Cheers!